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ANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMAL

ANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMAL

We provide a safe space for sharks and people to live, play and work together in perfect harmony along with our subsidiary to

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ANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMAL

ANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMALANTI-SHARK GRAVITY EXPERIMENT subsidiary IKEBANA ANIMAL

We provide a safe space for sharks and people to live, play and work together in perfect harmony along with our subsidiary to

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Product facts

#1 order direct form our lab

#1 order direct form our lab

#1 order direct form our lab

We sell direct to consumers to cut out the middleman and keep competition low by consistently lowering our prices cheaper than our competitors. 

 

#2 convenient packaging

#1 order direct form our lab

#1 order direct form our lab

Our solution comes packed in dissolvable pods like TIDE pods."Please don't eat our anti-shark gravity pods." 


#3 safety

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#3 safety

Most humans experience the same effect as sharks when they ingest the diluted solution in swim areas, so please keep your mouth, nostrils, and eyes shut while swimming. While some abuse this fact to get the effects of the Xanax including babies, children, pre-teens, teenagers, adults married and single and grandparents or generally old people.

John Cunningham Lilly

Our project left off from John Lilly's research with dolphins.

     We did a trial based John John Lilly's research with NASA .We expanded his research and did a trial of ketamine infusions on dangerous sharks. Unfortunetly the ketamine infusion created a manic state for the sharks and the became threefold more aggressive killing our test dummies "" 300% ore then sharks with placebo,then we found out we accidentally gave the placebo sharks Benzodiazepine aka "xanax" and found it gave the results we were after and the rest is history after that moment and revolutionized the ANTI-SHARK GRAVITY industry.Since our research we assume we saved billions of lives because that's how many people have not been eaten by sharks since our research and 100% of all shark fatalities have happened without out ANTI-SHARK pods making our research the most definitve scientific unpublished work in history.one of the only side effects is the sharks believe they are floating above water therefore the gravity in the name.The sharks actually do not levitate, fly or defy gravity.        


 John Cunningham Lilly (January 6, 1915 – September 30, 2001) was an American physician, neuroscientist, psychoanalyst, psychonaut, philosopher, writer and inventor. He was a member of a generation of counterculture scientists and thinkers that included Ram Dass, Werner Erhard and Timothy Leary, all frequent visitors to the Lilly home. He often stirred controversy, especially among mainstream scientists. Lilly conducted high-altitude research during World War II and later trained as a psychoanalyst. He gained renown in the 1950s after developing the isolation tank. He saw the tanks, in which users are isolated from almost all external stimuli, as a means to explore the nature of human consciousness. He later combined that work with his efforts to communicate with dolphins. He began studying how bottlenose dolphins vocalize, establishing centers in the U.S. Virgin Islands, and later San Francisco, to study dolphins. A decade later, he began experimenting with psychedelics, including LSD, often while floating in isolation.[1] His work inspired two Hollywood movies, The Day of the Dolphin (1973) and Altered States (1980).  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly

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Why Our Lab

Minimal side shark effects

Works on most sharks

Our lab is outfitted with technological animal sensory equipment and biological testing. We are the first to develop primate 3d printing, backyard venomous snake suicide medication, carnivore to vegetarian training in ten days for wolves, osprey,38% of frog species, and alligators. First-ever to patent stimulants for Sloths.

Works on most sharks

Minimal side shark effects

Works on most sharks

Our patent-pending liquid anti-shark gravity solution works on 17% of aggressive shark species. It does not work on Bull, Tiger, Mako, or Great white sharks. Unfortunately, it does have a bi-product effect on most species of catfish and occasional stingray because the selection absorbs into the sand, so most sand sucking bottom dwellers are affected in their way except clams, coquina, and blue crabs.  

Minimal side shark effects

Minimal side shark effects

Minimal side shark effects

People ask "they" about safety and if our process is ethical. Our process creates only mild anxiety for the sharks, and we included a mild Benzodiazepine [xanax] in our solutions. Some sharks experience a heightened sense of awareness, question their current role in human to shark experience, and move on to other careers such as porpoise impersonator and aquarium entertainers. The loss of gravity for most sharks is a dream come true. We have found through extensive polling that most marine fish and mammals and a bird's life were imaging a life above water; however, they rarely fantasize of being human. Most sharks kill humans as compassionate Euthanization. 

We developed a process to remove dangerous sharks in swim areas in a safe and pleasant experience for both shark and people.

Testimonials and reviews

"Without a doubt, this is the cleanest, most potent Xanax. I mean anti-shark gravity Tide pod I have ever used for sharks " Steve Johnson Destin, FL. 


  " I accidentally used these pods to wash my clothes and did not realize until I noticed all of the catfish and stingrays floating above the bay behind my house. When I realized that my septic tank was leaching into the bay behind my house, I removed my septic. I installed a sewer system which is much better for the environment. So I suppose you can say that ANTI-SHAK GRAVITY pods are good for the environment, I guess?"  SuzieTreetop Baltimore ,MD 


 "Please don't use these on public beaches. All of my children, inlaws, grandparents, and cat slept all day at the beach. I had planned a beach vacation slash family reunion in San Diego, and everyone fell asleep on the beach and got sunburned. I did not see one single shark floating above the water. This product is a sham, and they will not refund me because they said it was my fault for not reading the safety precaution" Lance Barbie Tonopah,NV




our other project Ikebana animals

Ikebana animals

Ikebana alligator

Ikebana alligator

 We use ikebana in our process to turn dangerous and semi-dangerous animals into flower arrangements with our patent-pending formulation. We were also concerned with cultural appropriation, so we asked the Japanese prime minister Fumio Kishida for permission to use ikebana in our process. With overwhelming approval from Fumio and the Japanese public, we granted permission and blessings..

Ikebana alligator

Ikebana alligator

Ikebana alligator

We are developing a medication to help alligators soften the skin for domestic partnerships with flower pedals. We are also working on changing the violent image of Komodo dragons and other reptiles and carnivorous birds with flower replacement therapy. We are on our way to being FDA-approved and in talks with Moderna and Phizer as our manufacturing and distribution partners.

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Ikebana Kangaroo

Ikebana alligator

Ikebana Kangaroo

Part of our mammal hair replacement program for balding mammals we have succeeded in Kangaroo, balding bears ,wolves and foxes, we continue to expand our mammal hair/flower replacement


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    In all seriousness please be nice to sharks and donate below to organizations that care about sharks

    In all seriousness please be nice to sharks and donate below to organizations that care about sharks

    In all seriousness please be nice to sharks and donate below to organizations that care about sharks

    In all seriousness please be nice to sharks and donate below to organizations that care about sharks

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    We tried to get on Shark Tank tv show to help raise funds however Mark Cuban said we would be in direct competition with his new start up called anti-jellyfish gravity,Marks idea is to bring harmony between jellyfish and people together to swim in peace and harmony just like our concept except we are focused on sharks but welcome jellyfish harmony.we believe this is why Mark and I should work as a team.I can not confirm however after Mark and I had a meeting at the ZaZa hotel for jalapeño calamari and margaritas for breakfast  that I thought we were going into partnership.Three months later Mark started his own harmonizing swim pod for jellyfish and humans.I am not saying Mark stole our idea its just a little suspect because when I eat calamari and margaritas I feel on top of the world and we .I think Mark was too..Thanks Mark!


    We also tried to get the NHL team San Jose sharks to sponsor us too but they did not see the relevance. I explained that we have a a special pod adtapter to srufboard leashes to help with the shark problem , especially surfing at Ano Nuevo  north of Santa Cruz  over the Mountain fro Silicon Valley that has a history of shark attacks.  We do hope to be in Home depots stores one day across the country, including Mexico, Canada,Peru,Chile, and Norway. 


    Our talks with Moderna and Phizer have been halted since the creation of the covid-19 vaccine and booster shots. They said they don't need us now that they have made billions of dollars from the covid vaccine. We get our Xanax almalzaporam from a generic provider in India in pure liquid 55-gallon drums. Unfortunately, with the supply chain shortages, our shipping prices by ocean freight actually exceed the cost of Xanax itself. Many of our longshoremen, women, and non-identifying workers have been overworked and can not keep up with demands well as ship captains and deckhands, freight drivers and agents and gas station attendants. 


    Our last potential partner is going to be the search term weather tomorrow. The weather tomorrow is one of the most highly ranked search terms on Google. We are developing a sponsorship with the weather tomorrow because most people who swim at the beach search weather tomorrow in their google, yahoo, bing, and ducckduckgo search. We are also hoping by just mentioning these brands as our partners; we will get free search advertising from their popularity. Other potential partners are Britney Spears, Kanye West, Pete Davidson, BTS, Kristy McNichol, Sissy Spacek, Ricardo Montauban, Erik Estrada, and Tonya Harding. 

    This is not about us at Anti-shark gravity its about harmony with wild deadly nature and human fun of all ages sharing our salt bodies of water.

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