We tried to get on Shark Tank tv show to help raise funds however Mark Cuban said we would be in direct competition with his new start up called anti-jellyfish gravity,Marks idea is to bring harmony between jellyfish and people together to swim in peace and harmony just like our concept except we are focused on sharks but welcome jellyfish harmony.we believe this is why Mark and I should work as a team.I can not confirm however after Mark and I had a meeting at the ZaZa hotel for jalapeño calamari and margaritas for breakfast that I thought we were going into partnership.Three months later Mark started his own harmonizing swim pod for jellyfish and humans.I am not saying Mark stole our idea its just a little suspect because when I eat calamari and margaritas I feel on top of the world and we .I think Mark was too..Thanks Mark!
We also tried to get the NHL team San Jose sharks to sponsor us too but they did not see the relevance. I explained that we have a a special pod adtapter to srufboard leashes to help with the shark problem , especially surfing at Ano Nuevo north of Santa Cruz over the Mountain fro Silicon Valley that has a history of shark attacks. We do hope to be in Home depots stores one day across the country, including Mexico, Canada,Peru,Chile, and Norway.
Our talks with Moderna and Phizer have been halted since the creation of the covid-19 vaccine and booster shots. They said they don't need us now that they have made billions of dollars from the covid vaccine. We get our Xanax almalzaporam from a generic provider in India in pure liquid 55-gallon drums. Unfortunately, with the supply chain shortages, our shipping prices by ocean freight actually exceed the cost of Xanax itself. Many of our longshoremen, women, and non-identifying workers have been overworked and can not keep up with demands well as ship captains and deckhands, freight drivers and agents and gas station attendants.
Our last potential partner is going to be the search term weather tomorrow. The weather tomorrow is one of the most highly ranked search terms on Google. We are developing a sponsorship with the weather tomorrow because most people who swim at the beach search weather tomorrow in their google, yahoo, bing, and ducckduckgo search. We are also hoping by just mentioning these brands as our partners; we will get free search advertising from their popularity. Other potential partners are Britney Spears, Kanye West, Pete Davidson, BTS, Kristy McNichol, Sissy Spacek, Ricardo Montauban, Erik Estrada, and Tonya Harding.
This is not about us at Anti-shark gravity its about harmony with wild deadly nature and human fun of all ages sharing our salt bodies of water.